That time of year again

Well fans, it's exam time. And we all know what that means...its SELF-DESTRUCTIVE AND OUTLANDISH BEHAVIOR TIME!!! That's right, December is a time for channeling all that pent up academic anxiety into a raging torrent of orphic outward expression and guilty pleasures. I mean, we're going to get those essays done in time, it just won't be pretty, that's all. For all you slackers out there, enjoying your extended hours of writer's block and late night trips to the deli for more coffee, keep in mind that you are part of a warm and loving community of equals, who want nothing more than to give you a beer bong hit and tell you to loosen up. In that vain, keep in mind that this saturday night should be a healthy addition to your regimen of academic success.